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This is hilarious as lord Krishna posts on his insta and fb account :
Hey folks! I’m the original blue-hued heartthrob, Lord Krishna. Just chilling here on Mount Govardhan, sipping on some divine nectar. Who’s up for a little mischief
Putana: My venomous hug can’t wait to meet you!
- Kaliya:* Don’t forget me, Krishna! I’ve got a special dance move just for you.
Shishupala: I have 1000 insults lined up for you, my Lord!
NOTIFICATION: LORD KRISHNA COMMENTED ON HIS WALL POST :
Yo, demons and divine beings! I’m about to steal the butter from your homes. Don’t blame me if your breakfast goes missing. Peace out!
Comments
Yashoda:** I’ll catch you red-handed this time, you naughty little boy!
Kamsa: Your stealing days are numbered, my nemesis.
Arjun replied ON KANSA’S COMMENT ON KRISHNA’S POST :
Arjuna: I’ll support you from the sidelines, Krishna. Heroics await!
KRISHNA FB STORY AFTER THIS TROLL
Check out my latest masterpiece! I’ve just vanquished the mighty Kamsa. Feels like a good day to relax and play some flute. Anyone up for a jam session?
COMMENTS
Duryodhana : Not so fast, Krishna! Our rivalry is far from over.
- Ravana: Impressive, but don’t forget the master of disguises here.
- Satyabhama: My love, you’re the ultimate superhero!
I’m on a quest to find the perfect cowherd! Any volunteers with exceptional milk-producing skills? Must have a mustache and a mischievous smile.
Comments:
- Sudama: I’m your man, Krishna! My cows make butter so delicious, it’ll make your taste buds dance.
- Balarama: You need a cowherd? Get that buffoon Jarasandha. He’s strong enough to carry a herd on his shoulder.
- Uddhava: I’m too busy pursuing enlightenment, my Lord. Perhaps you could ask a demigod?
Feeling philosophical today. Just had a revelation: The true meaning of life is to love, cherish, and indulge in delicious butter. Spread the word!
Comments:
Narada: Wise words, Lord Krishna. But remember, moderation in all things, even butter.
Karna: Butter overdose? That’s not very heroic, my Lord.
Bhishma: I agree, Krishna. Life should be savored like a fine wine, one sip at a time.
VISHNU : That is the Leela of mine on social media as I appear as Kalki disapprove the famous Shakespeare quote : life is a tale told by an idiot signifying nothing.
